an alignment chart but instead of good, neutral, and evil it’s hungry, tired, and horny
Can i be all 9?
Yes
Lawful Hungry: Takes a bag of trail mix with me wherever I go
Neutral Hungry: Opens the refrigerator and looks around for a few minutes, takes nothing, closes the refrigerator, comes back in 5 minutes and looks again
Chaotic Hungry: 1:34 am, someone walks into the kitchen because they heard a noise, I turn to around and meet their gaze, a half opened square of craft singles hanging from my lips, nothing left in my eyes, just cheese….only cheese
Lawful Tired: “I think I’m gonna go take a nap”
Neutral Tired: *yawns* “are you sleepy?” “No”
Chaotic Tired: “It’s 2:30pm, I’ve had 5 cups of coffee and I still have a test to take later today”
Lawful Horny: Searches “porn” on google, forgets to turn off the safety
Evanescence did so much for us as a culture … whom else gave us the raw BALLADS we needed for our overwrought teenage fantasies? Our fanfiction.net songfics? Our edgy 2006 OCs? You may laugh at the memes now but Bring Me To Life and every other song Amy Lee graced us with goes hard as HELL.
